So I'm actually back from my 10 days relaxing break in Kos. I obviously planned to get this up before I went away but LOL,
I got side tracked with work, 13 Reasons Why and online shopping. But if you're anything like me, there are a few thoughts that creep in
before every summer holiday, the big one being; have I packed enough knickers? Spoiler: its always no. Why is that lol?
Lets get started..
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- The fucking weather better be amazing. The iPhone app says 24 degrees, but BBC weather says 30 degrees so that means there is absolutely no chance of rain right? I want to tweet "how's your day looking" to annoy everyone back home and I can't do that if the sun isn't out.
2. Have I packed everything? Did I bring enough bikini's? Waiiitttttt.. did I bring my favourite bikini from 2008 because it makes my tits look incredible, even though its gone a weird yellow colour and 100% smells like mould?
3. *stares in mirror* Do I really need to get a bikini wax? Do I really need to get rid of this bloody bush? Am I brave enough to reveal my long sparse pubes spilling out of my bikini? The answer to that is absolutelyfuckingnot.
4. I haven't been to the gym in 3 years, shall I change that and workout and get 'beach body ready'??? Hmmm, nope - the beach is gonna get whatever damn body I give it can I get an amen ladies?
5. OMFG I can't wait to go on holiday! I'm gonna come back so brown and golden and bronzed and delicious.
6. What hotel are we staying at again?
7. Do I need 8 pairs of shoes when I know I won't even wear them!? Yes.. yes you do!
8. I really hope I don't get the shits.
9. I wonder what time people get up to put their towels out. I hope its not too early because I'd really like to lie in past 8 every morning, but I equally don't want to be without a bed because if that happens its literally fucking war LOL!
10. I think I'm gonna squeeze in just one more ASOS order. I need my outfits to be on fleeeeeeek!
11. I hope with all my life my bag isn't overweight. Even though I can't actually lift it, but I think thats because I'm weak bitch who needs to go
and pump some iron at the gym!
12. When I step off the plane, the hot, sticky, intense air better hit me in the face because if it doesn't, am I even really on holiday?
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That's all for now folks. I've been back from Greece for 5 days and I'm only now getting back into work lol. Theres lots of style posts coming up and a few sponsored ones too so do check back in soon.
I hope you enjoyed reading. x