(I was cute.. Still am haha)
So last week I turned 26 and I celebrated for pretty much 7 days straight in my fave place ever – NYC. All the videos and posts coming soon, brace yourselves!
Anyway.. I’m always up for a reflective post so I thought it was the perfect time to round up a few (a few meaning 26 lol) things I’ve learned this year.
I’m basically nearly 30 and that’s fucking weird isn’t it?
1. Dairy Milk chocolate is the best chocolate in the world – don’t even tell me any different lol.
2. The dentist is still scary even when you’re a fully fledged adult.
3. Self belief gets your places nothing else can.
4. If you find a pair of jeans that fit, buy them 3x in every shade of denim because that is fucking rare.
5. Orgasms are great!!!!!!! They definitely get better with age (and because you know what the hell you want and trust me, sex at 18 is different to sex at 25)
6. We need to talk about sex more. It shouldn’t be shameful or embarrassing. It should be fun and exhilarating.
7. Getting your fanny waxed is so painful it should be illegal.
8. Pretty Woman will remain in the Top 5 Best Films Ever To Be Made, until the end of time.
9. Your demons don’t define you.
10. Frozen strawberry daqs is the tastiest alcoholic drink.
11. It’s ok to take mental health sick days.
12. In fact – we should probably take even more of them. #justsaying
13. Beyonce isn’t human.
14. Being fat is okay.
15. Being fat doesn’t make you less beautiful.
16. ASOS will in fact make you extremely broke but also extremely stylish LOL!
17. Having a Nandos doesn’t make you cheeky.
18. Boob sweat is an actual thing.
19. Racism is alive more than ever before and we need to stop pretending it doesn’t exist.
20. You can never have too many pairs of jogging bottoms.
21. It’s okay to mess up sometimes.
22. You don’t need to like someone to respect them – grown ass women shit right thurrr!
23. The BREXIT was a fucking joke (soz if you voted out but I voted in and I’m still pissed)
24. Coconut oil is life changing. If you know you know.
25. No matter how shit things may seem, nothing lasts forever.
26. If you want something, go and get it. It’s that simple!