(Donuts seem appropriate, right?)
I hate my life.
Why doesn't this happen to men? They couldn't it anyway. Pussy's.
Yeah. I hate my life.
FFS. I can't possibly leave the house today.
My nipples hurt SO MUCH.
How many cal...... (I don't care I'm eating the entire bar)
This is just gross.
I need more chocolate.
Why am I crying? A g a i n?
I am currently the size of a whale.
I will cut this bitch.
I hate everyone.
So why doesn't this happen to men?
£5 for tampons? F**K off.
Don't speak to me. Just don't.
Galaxy or Cadbury?
I'm going back to bed.
Everyone's a dick.
I want to punch you in the face.